Red Fang VS Red Dead Redemption: Tussle Association

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Red Fang

Red Fang is an American stoner band from formed in Portland Oregon, formed in 2005. It is composed of guitarist and vocalist Bryan Giles, bassist and vocalist Aaron Beam, guitarist David Sullivan and drummer John Sherman. The band has released four studio albums:Red Fang in 2009,  Murder In The Mountains in 2011, Whales And Leeches in 2013 and Only Ghosts in 2016.

With a number of humorous videos to accompany their awesome songs, Red Fang is a band well worth listening to if you are into bands like Queens of the Stone Age, Wolfmother, Kyuss etc.

Red Dead is a series of Western-themed action/adventure video games developed by Rockstar San Diego and Rockstar Studios and published by Rockstar Games. The first game, titled Red Dead Revolver was originally released for Playstation 2 and XBox in May 2004. The second game, Red Dead Redemption, was released for Playstation 3 and XBox 360 in May 2010. The third entry in the series,Red Dead Redemption 2, was released for Playstation 4 and XBox One on October 26, 2018.

With great graphics, signature Rockstar story telling and its gritty story, the series rose to popularity is well deserved, earning a place as a favorite of audiences and critics alike. Though the attention to detail in the latest installment of the series has drawn some skepticism as to the necessity of certain aspects of the game, it is an undeniable joy to play and one that everyone that has a console should indulge, especially if they are a fan of Westerns

The Tussle Begins!

What is this? Red Dead Redemption VS Red Fang? You cant do this! One is a...cowboy game, the other is a band FROM OREGON!

WELL TRUE. But here is where fate brought us and considering how I have caught what may be a light case of bronchitis, here it is. So without further ado let us get into it!

Red Fang

  1. Is a Stoner Metal Band
  2. Plays Good Music
  3. Most Certainly Is Not A Cowboy
  4. Does not have multiplayer action scheduled
  5. May or may not Tour in your country
  6. Has awesome video clips

Red Dead Redemption

  1. Is a Video Game
  2. Has a Soundtrack but does not play music on its own
  3. 100% Is a Cowboy game
  4. Has Multiplayer Action Scheduled
  5. Can be purchased almost anywhere
  6. Has 0 musical video clips

And The Winner Is:

Red Fang

Winner Breakdown

For two main reasons
1) Red Fang has members with at least ONE thumb, which means they can in fact play Red Dead Redemption, while Red Dead Redemption has no opposable thumbs to begin with, and cannot in fact play Red Fang and
2) You can most certainly put on some Red Fang while you are playing Red Dead Redemption, but you can not for a -FACT- play Red Dead Redemption in a Red Fang concert (perhaps a form of racism?)

DISCLAIMER: The fact that one is in fact a group of human beings and the other is a piece of software (or hardware if you have a hard copy) has nothing to do with the above results

Breakdown of the Breakdown

When it comes to number 1) the reasoning is obvious. Red Dead Redemption even as a hard copy is just a cd, and has no opposable thumbs. As a matter of scientific fact, it has no limbs or any other body parts since it is a construct of the Technological advances humanity has done.

Number 2) was harder to concede. Many may argue, and rightfully so, that if someone is brave enough they can in fact play Red Dead Redemption in a Red Fang concert, however due to the planning, preparation, boldness and off course dangers/risks the plan's execution might entail, we think it is a feat impossible for the common folk and as such decided to go with the above statement.

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