Coronatheories
There has always been conspiracy theories about literally everything. With so many people now in quarantine or other similar social distancing laws, there is a lot of free time, and as we all know, idleness gives birth to creativity, but creativity is not necessarily a good thing.
Misinformation, fake news and other bad side effects run rampant and with that, we have off course, conspiracy theories! So without further ado lets just put on our tinfoil hats, and get ready to upset the reptoids in charge of the world!
5G causes or spreads Coronavirus
We all have heard this one. In March, Dr Thomas Cowan, a US doctor on disciplinary probation, claimed 5G poisoned cells in the body forcing them to excrete waste which eventually became known as COVID-19. The rest is history. With the conspiracy going viral, and the amused chuckles stopping as soon as people flat out started to burn radio towers they thought were installing 5G equipent, this is but one proof that humans maybe are not as evolved as you might think.
All said however, this one is the one that makes most sense. Though ludicrous for anyone that is aware of the basics of how a radio towers work, I can easily understand how the pseudoscience can mislead a misinformed or ignorant population, and with fear reaching panic level heights amidst the Coronavirus, people going bananas over this is not surprising.
Bill Gates *insert Pandemic related conspiracy here*
Ok so, I started writing this article thinking "how many conspiracies are there gonna be about Bill Gates?" Well HOLY JESUS are there plenty of conspiracy theories.
The most "popular" ones include "Bill Gates knew about the Coronavirus pandemic and prepared in secret without telling anybody" which for some reason pissed a -lot- of people off, and the second one, and my personal favorite: "Bill Gates planned the Coronavirus ALL ALONG, in order to implant us with microchips".
This leads us to:
Coronavirus Vaccine Will Have A Microchip
The world regime has done it this time folks. According to this completely not anti-vaxination driven idea AT ALL, is the idea that the coronavirus vaccine is going to include a microchip that will allow a person to be controlled. You got it folks, the Coronavirus was indeed a means to an end. The end being a total populace of microchiped sheeple controlled by THE WORLD ORDER.
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The Era Of Biowarfare
Bill Gates is in this one too folks! Apparently in a TED talk in which, to summarize what Bill Gates said, the world is not ready to tackle on large scale epidemics the same way it is to tackle nuclear threat. Naturally, the conspiracies range from "Covid 19 is a test for a bioweapon" to "Covid 19 was an act of bioterrorism". My personal favorite and the most actually concerning if taken seriously, is the one that implies that Coronavirus was in fact deployed to assault the lower classes to "purge the poor".
Top Misinformation
The conspiracies listed above are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy things that have gone around. However, as conspiracies and misinformation tend to go side by side, lets compile a list of my personal favorite pieces of misinformation that circulated thus far:
1) British Department Of Defence Is Using Wembley To Bake Giant Lasagna.
I am not even making this up, the Football Association of Britain had to publicly denounce the claims that theorized that the British Government is going to turn Wembley stadium into a giant oven to bake the world's largest lasagna and then use them to feed its quarantined populace.
2) DisneyPlus Released Covid-19 In Time For Its Launch.
We all know that Disney is going to be one of the last remaining MegaCorps that will create our dystopian future, but to make such claims seems a bit...too far. Though everything seems to align perfectly. People started to get quarantined right on time to enjoy the full service of Disney Plus. Almost....too...perfectly...aligned.
3) Coronavirus Came From Space
ALIENS DID IT!
4) Greta Thunberg Released Corona Virus To Help With Climate Change
YES! So much "Yes!". We all know Great Thunberg. Regardless of whether you like her or not, it is undeniable that she has become a very iconic spokesperson for climate change. Naturally with signs of nature recovering due to our quarantine, many have said that it was indeed Greta (who I think is not even an adult yet) that released the virus, in order to help nature recover.
Final Thoughts
Illuminati have indeed been confirmed folks, with so many crazy theories out there, it is never a dull day here in Jar, when there is always something new to make us chuckle. During this pandemic it is important to remember to not take everything you read on the Internet at face value. Whether they are meant to entertain or "awaken" the masses, we hope you had fun reading those as much as we have fun creating our own conspiracies.
Information was inspired and found in the following articles by: CNBC, Elle.com, NYTimes, Bingedaily, Telecoms.com, Business Insider and Wikipedia
BONUS JARSPIRACY
Coronavirus was released by Cats and Dogs in order to spend more time with their owners, forever.
