Keanu Reeves VS Keanu Reeves: Tussle Association
Blogging Jar April 4, 2019
You Read It Right
A Keanu off! From the rumors that Keanu is in fact a vampire, to some other rumors that apparently must be out, Keanu Reaves is a beloved actor and all around great guy. But when he has to face Keanu Reaves, an equally great guy that also has played in the Matrix, things get rowdy super fast! We will judge our contestants in four separate categories
Suspension Of Disbelief|No movie is perfect, and some movies throw weird shit at you. Some however throw too many shit in your face to a point which makes accepting their story too much
Fun| Ultimately, even the most robust movie is shit, if you do not have fun viewing it
Acting| I mean common
Legacy| Who will be remembered?
So, without further ado, lets GET CRACKING!
Keanu Reeves
Young, weird hair and energetic Keanu Reaves is a fun energetic actor with a wide range of emotions as we see him on his most iconic film "Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey". But how does this man do in the tussle of KINGS?
Suspension Of Disbelief: 7/10 Playing in movies that have wacky, weird and/or completely bizarre premise, however by not taking himself seriously he manages to keep our attention throughout!
Fun: 10/10 Playing in films like Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, you cannot deny that Keanu Reeves may not be the paragon of acting, but his films are amazingly entertaining
Acting: 7/10 He acts. That much is clear. Though you will not see the emotional range of clearly better actors you will still see a man playing a role and having a blast with it, which only helps draw you in.
Legacy: 10/10 Though no Oscars to show, and for sure not an actor that is going to be talked about by the echelons of society, the very memes this guy has been in is proof enough that he will live forever in our hearts.
Keanu Reeves
Dark, Stoic, master of the Neutral Mask, this hot rod actor has starred in films ranging from the Matrix to The Devil's Advocate. But how does this renowned actor fair in the ring however?
Suspension Of Disbelief: 5/10 Though brilliant in his own rights, most of his movies, especially the action ones, are bogged down by the fact that his Neutral Mask, persists through increasingly bizarre and unreal scenarios. Take the Matrix Trilogy for example, from a movie pushing the limits of our imagination it devolved into a movie way too full of itself.
Fun: 6/10 Admittedly, if you ignore the few movies way too high on themselves the rest of the films are, as always, fun!
Acting: 9/10 Contrary to popular belief, the Neutral Mask is an form of art. A master of Zen Keanu is not only able to don it, he is a -master- of it.
Legacy: 2/10 THAT'S RIGHT, SUCK IT MATRIX FANS, whether you like it or not though the superior actor of the two, he will not leave quite the legacy as the other contestant. Sure, we remember those films, but we remember them for everyone -but- Keanu.
AND THE WINNER IS
Keanu Reeves
Unlike the other two contestants, this guy is famous for great films, like the Devil's Advocate, and is a master of the Neutral Mask like we have seen in his amazing film John Wick.
This wild card, jumps in and scores perfect 10's all around the board and for such is the standard winner!
